In Part 1 of HBO's sizzling new docuseries, "Allen v. Farrow,'' the actress, appearing as prim and uptight as the state of Connecticut, recounts, yet again, how she was emotionally mutilated by the filmmaker Woody Allen, who dumped her for one grown daughter and then, she claims, proceeded to molest her other, prepubescent girl child.
It's a riveting, yet strangely antiseptic, performance by an actress who's made her life's work exacting revenge from the man who done her wrong.
Trouble is, it seems to me that not a word of it, with the possible exceptions of "and'' and "but,'' is true.
And, once again, Mia's scorched-earth revenge fantasy has claimed an innocent victim — her daughter, Dylan, who was allegedly brutalized by Woody when she was 7 years old. As she has done for decades, Mia is exploiting Dylan, now 35, maiming her mentally, throwing her under the Woody bus in a twisted effort to destroy the life, reputation and career of her former paramour.
Why did the filmmakers encourage her so cynically? Perhaps because this hideousness makes for a better story than the one that really happened.
While watching Part 1, released on Sunday, it is helpful to compare Mia's current tale of betrayal and endless dining in buzzy restaurants to the one she testified to in a New York City courtroom in 1993, as Woody sued her for custody of the three children they share.
A pivotal point in the episode comes as Mia recounts finding Polaroid photos of her daughter Soon-Yi Previn in Woody's apartment, across Central Park from her own. In the shots, Soon-Yi is naked.
According to Mia's revisionist history of the event, Soon-Yi, now 50, is not merely in the buff, but the subject of hard-core "pornography'' — straight out of "Hustler.''
The discovery of the kinky skin trove prompted Mia to hurry back to her apartment, shaking, she now says, to face her daughter.
"Soon-Yi was home and I remember saying. "I found the pictures,' " Farrow "suddenly" remembers. "And she said, "What pictures?' And I said, "The pictures Woody took.' And she started crying and I started crying and I'm like, "No, no, it's not your fault.' And she was beside herself."
And apparently untrue.
When Mia, now 76, testified in court some 28 years ago, no one was crying. Instead, Mia testified, after she confronted Soon-Yi about the merely "nude'' pictures, her daughter taunted her mother.
"The person who is sleeping with [Woody] is the one with the relationship,'' Mia bitterly remembered Soon-Yi saying. And then, Mia admitted on the stand that she punched and pummeled the young woman.
"I'm not proud,'' Mia testified coolly.